Ok, so the fanfic/slashfic and the parody song just ain't happening.
Sorry Voltage/Gerbs - you guys both know I love you and all but I got waaaay too much on to suddenly be actually putting work into this when it has, essentially, been 5 minutes of time followed by three days of waiting for the past few months. Shit is actually busy for me and I could have done a botch job (I was going to just copy a Twilight slash and find/replace the names for comedic value but ew at you for even making me have those sites in my browser history, ever. Also, yeah - I tried with one of those Ariana Grande tracks but I'm no Weird Al, definitely not in under a day anyway)
Lol, Cochran, no. I'm not going to get into a back and forth argument with you about this game because, you know what, you were so irrelevant that, at the Final 5,
I made a group PM to Ralph and IAN to make a final 3 alliance because I forgot you were even in this and was sure Ian had done a better job than you so was still in the game but no - I do not know HOW we let that happen in all honesty. Ralph kept you relevant in this for whatever reason and he seems to be leading the campaign to vote for you to win so, if you do, congrats, but yeah, no point/counter-point with you. Only PDC gets point/counter-point because she is capable of making sense consistently.
do love tho bro.