*sigh*
Ok then. Here's a rather awkward shot of me taken about a year ago DJing at a friend's house party for her birthday.
I chose this one cos that's pretty much the hair style I have now so kinda represents how I look at the moment..... Go far back enough in my history though and you'll find that baby trojan wasn't always the conservative looking type (warning: this photo is over a decade old and, seriously, I was, like, 19 or 20 at the time so don't judge me too harshly)...
Oh my was I super freaking skinny back then though...