trojan & PDC's AusNTM Rankdown! (#22 REVEALED! NOMS OPEN!)

[PDC]

"Teardrop head"

[PDC]

OKAY first of all, I quote Trojan's write-ups and delete shit as needed when I do mine, so I only just noticed this bitch said she hopes to see Izzy soon - HEY TROJAN SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Don't even say that!

Now... on to Madison's write-up. Trojan clearly wanted me to cut Tahnee here, and I don't blame her. Remember when I did that write-up (back in the 100s) about the cycle 8 alien freak? Tahnee is kind of like that. She's a winner you hate because reasons. Cycle 5 had so much potential in it and in the end they left us with.... her. ugh.

But I don't hate Tahnee with the passion of 1000 fiery suns like I do Melloser so.... Madison doesn't quite measure up.




So Madison's story.... she started off as that girl who struggled in photoshoots (well... she didn't progress really so she.... was that girl who struggled in photoshoots). But she was also that girl who sometimes managed to take a single brilliant shot, et voila:




but the problem is that shot is one in a million for her. This girl has a permanent frowny face going on and you can see it any work she's produced at the time and since then. She had one photo that I will use to compare to Clare-Goddess. Trojan put her photo up in her write-up. Here's Madison's:



Pretty, right? Well compare that to Clare's. Clare's blows this out of the water.

Soon we discover that not only is Madison a struggler with the clicky clicky stuff, but a struggler with the clip clop runway trot as well. Awkward... she fails miserably during a Runway challenge and only the poor photos of a few other girls manages to survive the episode. But it was a short-lived relief felt by Madison, as the curse of the frowny face reared its fugly head once more when they waltzed into the desert for a slutty hitchhiker in rich-bitch clothes photoshoot.






So she was sent packing and went on to star is a dozen pictures for some hair salon ... what a star!




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Two more numbers please! =] Trojan needs to cut more people she loves

[Waka]

22, 33

[PDC]

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[PDC]

lol @ Trojan finally getting some relative randoms.

[trojansoldier]

Caroline Austin you say??1 Huh... ummmm, ok..... and you're sure she was in Cycle 7 and that isn't a typo or something? No? You're sure??! OK... so there was really a Caroline in Cycle 7? *goes to wiki page in another tab* Holy shit! Wow, ok, so apparently there really was a contestant named Caroline Austin in Cycle 7 and apparently she made it through to episode 6 before she got eliminated in a #shocktwist double boot episode along with another girl who was considered a front-runner during the first half of the cycle SO WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER HEARD OF THIS CHICK BEFORE??

Seriously, looking through her portfolio of shots from the cycle is not even triggering the smalles tof memories and I honestly feel like someone's trying to pull the wool over my eyes or something and this shit ain't funny. How can a girl seriously make it half-way through the competition in one of the most recent cycles and not be even slightly familiar or memorable?

Anyway, apparently Caroline was an early favorite to take the crown but it turned out she has a really sour attitude that she didn't improve so the judges took great delight in booting her ass along with Neo, who shared similar front-runner vibes with Caroline. Post AusNTM she actually has a pretty impressive portfolio and is signed to a number of national and international agencies so it looks like she may have gotten the last laugh after all since she is obviously working quite extensively and some of the shoots she has done are pretty fucking amazing..






But, I can't endorse you or carry you to Cycle 4 if I can't fucking figure out who the hell you are so hit the road whatever your name was again,...







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HOLD UP - STAY TUNED FOR A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

[trojansoldier]

That's right! We're gonna need ONE poster to nominate 3 numbers and TWO GIRLS are going to fall tragically short of making it to Cycle 4. THEN stay tuned to see the drama unfold with the SARAH MURDOCH SAVES - PDC has had a lot to say about a certain controversial cut and we'll see if she follows through! All this and more in the AUSNTM RANKDOWN CYCLE 3 FINALE!!

[trojansoldier]

[Snakewing2000]

WHAT!!! How could you Trojan??? :(. Caroline was my favorite so far :( :(. I'm gonna binge watch this and make my own rankings.

[PDC]

Casually see how Bob didn't post 3 numbers? CHUMP.

Trojan I already know what I'm doing with my Sarah Murdoch Save girl...no need to worry!

[PDC]

Izzy modeling H2T HEAD 2 TOE BBY

[Gigica123]

9, 72 and 20

[PDC]

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[PDC]

um.... lol

[trojansoldier]

How does that keep happening??