Yeah, this bitch was a try-hard and, like PDC just before me now, this cut is based primarily on who is getting put through rather than who is being cut because, as if anyone will actually give a single solitary shit about this cut or anything I have to say about Jess Bush for pete's sakes.
I went out and got on the lagers last night despite having a badly twisted ankle and I reckon that even at my most drunk stage of the night AND WITH by busted ankle I could've pulled off a better runway walk than this chick. She looks like she belongs in Ruby Rose's entourage or something which is actually a pretty clever comment from me (and I'm sure you will agree), because the best thing this scruffy broad has managed to scratch together since being on the show is this TERRIBLE audition to become a presenter on Channel [V] (the same channel that cost #54 ranked Megan Jacobs her spot in cycle 6 for not being able to read for 10 seconds), where she goes on to pretty much shit on her modelling career and modelling itself in a desperate attempt to flee a sinking ship (SPOILER: it didn't work).
It' the equivalent of saying in a job interview "yeah, I told my last job I was really passionate about the position but then I wasn't really any good at it and they didn't just give me a promotion when I wanted one so now I want to come work for you because that job was shit and I'm really passionate about this new position!"
But yeah, it is pretty easy to see why Jess disliked modelling so much because as if anyone likes something they're not really very good at. Especially not when your one look is mini-Ruby Rose or one of the "Rosettes" you could call them:
Yeah, so Jess is intolerable because she's one of those people who always has "better taste" than you in things because when people ask what he favorite band is and she says "R.E.M" everyone is like "OOOohhhhhhhHH!" and I hate those people. Also, seriously, stop aping every Ruby Rose look,,
So, yeah, Jess Bush reminds me of that episode of South Park with "The Simpsons did it" except hers is "Ruby Rose did it".
Also, I think I have been doing waaaay too many Google searches for AusNTM related stuff because now Google Now is pushing me articles from 2009 like the one below about Clare Venema that I wish I'd known about before I viciously cut her:
http://www.realityravings.com/2009/05/2 ... after-all/Numbers Chosen:
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Let's see what "random" numbers get selected next as we continue slamming through this thing! Nom now people, let's get this thing going!