trojan & PDC's AusNTM Rankdown! (#22 REVEALED! NOMS OPEN!)

[trojansoldier]

YASSSSSSS TRACY

[Tracy]

I just watched youtube videos of both of them to see who I liked more and I don't like either of them. :(

[PDC]

Okay, so maybe Trojan has standards about making sure the nobodies are sent packing but as much as Sophie is a WHODAT? I just could. not. waste this opportunity to get myself some #justice. Cycle 8 had a number of amazing fierce goddesses and it was looking to be a fierce as fuck season until it fell on its face with some totally WRONG boots that led to this freakshow make it to the final 3 and live "Australia's Vote" for the winner.




Truth is, this girl winning cycle 8 was the ultimate proof that a lot of Australians (esp. young girls) are racist. BOLD CLAIM, PDC! I know.... but you only need to google the other two girls in the Final 3 that cycle (one who is ebony-black African and the other Indian-Fijian - both goddesses) and you know something not quite right went down. Hell, it's a completely open "secret" that IMG models and Harper's Bazaar (the modeling agency and high-fashion mag involved in the prize package) didn't even want her to win because she is:

a) a fucking midget (model-wise. She's shorter than me and I would be too short! (me not being model-hawt aside )
b) never gonna get decent work outside of Australia (which is backed up because in the last year since she won she's had virtually ZERO overseas model work..... aside from a Vogue Italia shoot but like... even basic bitches get lucky sometimes)




So here's the lowdown on Melissa. She's that girl who got "quirky-look" cast. With a forehead like that, it's just a fact. We all know it, nobody denies it. It also explains why the judges NEVER made comments on how insanely massive it is. How can you criticise her alien head when you cast her because she has an alien head? Instead, they constantly went on about it as if it was the 'new' quirk - akin to a gap tooth or freckles. Sorry retards, but that ain't a thing. Tyra Banks didn't make a living because of her 5-head. She had full bangs for a LOOOOONG time for a reason.




I mean, look at this thing!




But it's just a forehead, I'm being too harsh, right? Wrong. Remember when Natasha.ngel got 100% ROBBED in America's Next Top Model cycle 8 to that freakzoid shemale Jaslene? This is the travesty of Melissa winning cycle 8 on AusNTM.



You could forgive her being just another rando never-gonna-make-it winner (like the winner of cycle 2, lol) if not for the fact that every. single. other. girl that made the Final 6 would've been magnitudes better. If the 4th-placed white blonde girl had won, you wouldn't even scream racism because she's not a freak. It was just the biggest mess ever.

And this is why a winner is getting ranked #108. I NEED my sweet, sweet vengeance and this bitch gets to feel the wrath.

To be fair to her though, this shot is hawt;


And so is this one from Vogue Italia:


BUT -- this steaming pile of dogshit totally isn't.




That means SOPHIE MILLER you will move on to Cycle 2 and continue on in the hopes of becoming RFG's AusNTM Rankdown winner!

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[trojansoldier]

YES! FIRST WINNER OUT, EXACTLY LIKE SHE DESERVES!!

Her push to the win was almost SOLELY the responsibility of Alex fucking Perry and his shiteous "expensive" catchphrase. I can understand how he thinks she's expensive because, from what I've heard, alien/cyborg sex dolls DO cost a lot of money but do I want this girl out there representing Australia in the fashion industry?? Uh, hell no. Let's not forget that her winning also seemed like a massive "FUCK YOU" in the face of growing sentiment that runways were starting to get white-washed during 2013:

http://jezebel.com/5985110/new-york-fas ... ing-whiter
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jameslim/5-top- ... e-so-white

So, I guess the Australian public were on trend for once - it's just a shame casual racism happened to be the trend we seemed to "get".

Good cut, PDC. We're firing on all cylinders today!

[trojansoldier]

So far, Cycles 1, 4, 5 & 6 remain unscathed! Keep hunting kids!

[PDC]

[PDC]

I'm seriously awaiting the day a non-white Goddess wins AusNTM. I always root for the Asian girls and they never make it much further than half way :(

[Sasquatch]

I dunno

22 and 100

[Sasquatch]

Did I do well?

[PDC]

[PDC]

........ idk what Trojan will do. My word...

[trojansoldier]

Ouch - I'm torn on this one for sure. Do I choose the girl I actually prefer but might realistically belong at around this point in the ranking, or do I choose the other girl, who probably deserves a slightly better ranking, but isn't my favorite among the two??

[PDC]

*stares at Trojan intently*

make. the. right. choice.

[Snakewing2000]

Sally>alamele

[PDC]

..........bob just likes the full body shots