trojan & PDC's AusNTM Rankdown! (#22 REVEALED! NOMS OPEN!)

[trojansoldier]

"But trojan," I hear you say, "Alamela was the victim. How is you can cut the victim before any of her tormentors even make an appearance?" Yes, it is true that Alamela was subjected to some pretty insidious behaviour by the Bitchketeers/Dapto Dogs and I certainly do not condone any of these actions (although, one of the three girls in the Bitchketeers would go on to win the competition, a second would be linked romantically to Leonardo DiCaprio for a short time and the third is now dating surfer Taj Burrow which is... less impressive. But hey, RJ was a girl from the 'Gong so really, anything is up from there), but I also cannot condone keeping Alamela for one pretty major reason:

I found her teeth grindingly, ear-bashingly annoying and pretty much impossible to like each and every time she was on screen. Seriously, this girl had a knack for making you uncomfortable as a viewer in any & every way possible, her modelling was sub-par at the very best and the nasal tone of her voice make me instinctively reach for a sharp object to stab into my ears every time her head popped up on screen with her eyes managing to both stare intently at you but also seem to be looking far off into the distance, it was utterly creepy and completely irritating at the same time.



She exists in this weird limbo of not being conventionally pretty enough for commercial work and, yet, somehow also not quite weird enough looking to be truly high fashion... At least, not at the time she was a participant in AusNTM because, the true tragedy of the Alamela Rowan story, is that, had she just waited a couple of years and gotten some experience under her belt we might have seen her in Cycle 7 or 8 turning out some amazing work like her print work portfolio now contains:





But, unfortunately, Alamela showed up during the "ugly duckling" portion of her journey into swan and, when put up against the commercial potential that was Ms Sally Greach of Cycle 6, I'm sorry to say that Alamela just. Does. Not. Have. It.

Cycle 4 was just as harrowing an experience for viewers as it appeared to be for participants as I'm sure future subsequent posts will soon make all the more clear..


That means SALLY GREACH, you will move on to Cycle 2 and continue on in the hopes of becoming RFG's AusNTM Rankdown winner!

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[PDC]

1. YOU DIRTY WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. My write-ups are great, don't diss them

UGHH you are a bitch! To be honest, I love Alamela in retrospect. I absolutely, to the deepest regions of my soul, hated her during the show for all the reasons you did. I found her so unbelievably irritating.

[Tracy]

70 & 90!

[Tracy]

You should have a double elimination soon and have us pick three numbers.

[PDC]

[PDC]

[PDC]

2nd winner in a row WHO. WILL. I. CUT. ???

[Mypoody]

88 & 22 :)

[trojansoldier]

[trojansoldier]

[Tracy]

[PDC]

Tracy is what we like to call a greedy mofo <3 lol @ poody not posting when appropriate.

[Tracy]

The amount of time between these posts is killing me with anticipation. When I do my Big brother one (I guess I have to do it after since I wouldn't want to clash with this amazing one) you better be ready to spit numbers out fast. :)

But boo at you, PDC, because you have such an easy decision to make :(

[PDC]

I remember finding her really annoying. Just annoying and blah and to be honest this is probably the best place for her objectively - even behind a lot of those cycle 2 girls. I would've loved to have knocked two winners out back to back but as much as Gemma winning cycle 1 made me legitimately sad, the girl was a (relative) powerhouse throughout the entire competition.

The most notable thing about Alissandra is that she's one of the few girls in the Aus Top Model history books that actually got slammed for being "too big" by Designer/Judge Alex Perry. Drama Drama! Not only does he make a size 8 girl (standard model size in Aus, so a 2 or 4 in the US? idk) -- or according to him, totally a size 10 , get body issues on national tv, but she's also.... not a size 10? lol what. She just took some fugly shots on AusNTM.

The photo in question:




Speaking of overstuffed luggage...



Looking at her pre and post-show portfolio, she's not actually that bad. But this isn't a rankdown of how good they eventually were or used to be. This is a rankdown of their show performances and she was pretty mehhh.

Best shot:


Some of her other work:


Short write-up, but like I say - average and annoying.


That means GEMMA SANDERSON, you will move on to Cycle 2 and continue on in the hopes of becoming RFG's AusNTM Rankdown winner!

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[PDC]