trojan & PDC's AusNTM Rankdown! (#22 REVEALED! NOMS OPEN!)

[trojansoldier]

So, I feel like the biggest conflict that will occur between PDC and I will happen once we get down to the more "high-fashion" looking girls vs the more "commercial" girls because I get the feeling PDC likes the girls with the more.... unique looks, whereas I prefer it when models look, oh, I dunno, humanoid? Like, the alien model look is just not something I've ever really gotten and I prefer girls who have a strong commercial foundation but are able to branch out into more couture looks rather than the other way around. Kristy was always just on the wrong side of that equation, her head was slightly too "pinchy" and her eyes too narrow and it just reminded me of a sci-fi movie where an alien was living inside a human host, so, yeah, she kinda creeps me out tbh.
Anyway. So you might remember a few rounds ago I made mention of "The Worst Photo in AusNTM History", but it was only in looking up Kristy's Cycle 4 performance where I was reminded that Emma was not the person who was eliminated after that awful Napoleon Perdis photoshoot - it was actually Kristy. Now gurl, when you go getting cut after your competition is turning in results like that then... yeah, there is NO chance I'm gonna let that shit fly here in this Rankdown either.

I also want to quickly point out that Jodi Meahres is HANDS DOWN THE worst presenter out of all the hosts who have taken up the AusNTM helm and I want to snatch that clipboard out of her hands and bash it around her head sometimes it just makes me...





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[PDC]

He says I like alien-looks right after I'm the one who cut 7-head Kristy is weird-looking too

[trojansoldier]

[PDC]

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2 and 3

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[PDC]

This will be easy a f will do my write-up now lol

[PDC]

Shanali being #2 when she was #2

I cry evertim

[trojansoldier]

alol... y'all need to make more compelling number choices!

[PDC]

Alright so here's why this cut is easy. She's up against Shanali like sorry boo but I mean Shanali is Shanali and you probably would've beat a large number of other people for me, so tough luck.

Yolanda came 10th in a cycle that had like 6million people (20... but that's by far the most enormous AusNTM cycle ever) so 10th place isn't actually that bad this time. 10th in cycle 1 (of 12) is shit lol but yeah here it's fine. Yolanda was alright tbh.

The most interesting thing about her atm though is that she's a total WAG (Wives and Girlfriends) - she is dating Rugby League player Luke Burgess:






She's got other photos like this:


but also this.....

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10 and 99

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10 and 98

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[trojansoldier]

Uh, no bitch. This wasn't meant to be the story of your AusNTM Rankdown journey. You were meant to fly completely UTR until maybe Cycle 4, before popping up randomly against one of the last model cannon fodder bitches so I could tuck you safely away into Cycle 5 and set you up for a potential top 20 finish. You were not supposed to be called out early in Cycle 2 against one of the girls in Cycle 8 who had real model potential but was rando-eliminated by the judges in their successful attempt to completely sabotage the entire series.

*sigh*

Anyway, I think the best single word that could be used to describe Rhiannon's AusNTM performance (and subsequent modelling career it seems), it would be "inconsistent". Sometimes she'd produce utter drivel:




But she is also capable of turning out some beautiful, artful modeling:



Which is the thing about Rhiannon I liked. Her modelling was complex, it was filled with raw emotion and brimming with tension all the time. She did more than turn up and deadpan at the camera, you could feel layers to her work. But then again...



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