trojan & PDC's AusNTM Rankdown! (#22 REVEALED! NOMS OPEN!)

[trojansoldier]

womp womp womp...

Well, Dajana (it's just freaking Diana btw, fuck me with the horrible spelling) was almost a somebody but, yeah, this is actually kinda hysterical at this point...

[PDC]

fuck these easy cuts

[PDC]

[PDC]

Chanique is, again, one of those girls that are insanely attractive but just can't model for shit. She's clearly one of those girls whose been told her whole life that she should model because she's tall and gorgeous, and never really had to do much to get anything in life.

In the show she made it through the entire first episode (a casting episode) without even being mentioned really before she got accepted into the Top 15... Not a good start.




In episode two they flew to Thailand and Chanique's storyline became "The girl who cries after her photoshoot and goes home" because that's exactly what happened. She struggled with the photographer, had a big emotional cry afterwards, and then went to judging where the judges felt bad for her but thought her photo sucks so..... bye, I guess.




But as a treat for all y'all straight males - she's actually pretty hot so here ya go:







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Seriously this is ridiculous. Two more numbers please!

[Tracy]

6 and 7.

[PDC]

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[trojansoldier]

God DAMMIT

[PDC]

hahahahahaha

[trojansoldier]

No use in dragging this one out I guess. Zoe was cast in the first ever cycle of AusNTM and was, for all intents and purposes, one of the relatively sane, and therefore rather tame, characters on display. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the choice for makeover they decide on giving her, which is described on the Cycle 1 Wiki page as "trim added". Wow, what an amazing investment in this girl's transformation they obviously had, right? Eh, this girl isn't a big enough deal for us to bother with, go with "trim added" and put the leftover budget towards one of the legit contender makeovers...

Zoe started off displaying an amazing amount of potential but her desire seemed to peter off quite quickly into the competition and it became apparent she wasn't even close to being as invested in modelling as she probably thought she was prior to coming on the show and she was cut in episode 5 because the judges weren't seeing enough "progression" from her. Probably because literally the only thing that had changed about her in the 5 weeks she was on the show was "trim added", so progression may have been a tad easier for the girls who got weaved added and colour and shit..

Anyway, the most amazing thing about Zoe is that, in the most amazing call-back to my previous elimination, post-AusNTM she has since gone on to become a PRO WRESTLER by the name of Eliza Sway who, unfortunately, is not currently involved in a heated feud with the dreaded Lola Von Vorst...





Honestly, that fact alone is making me reconsider cutting her in favour for desperately trying to drag her to a top 20 finish but it's clear Zoe has obviously moved on to bigger and better things and a good placement in this rankdown obviously means more to that attention-starved broomstick Alyce so the Wicked Witch of Bitchatonia lives to see another day...





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We're mowing through Cycle 3 in record pace so let's keep moving! PDC has the taste for blood in her mouth so let's try to give her a satisfying kill in this cycle!

[PDC]

pleaseee i want one decent cut that'll make Trojan cry *cry*

[trojansoldier]

It's amazing how many times I said amazing in that write-up on reflection

[Gigica123]

8 and 10

[PDC]

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[PDC]

OMG JIAO ERIK YASSSSS

finally give me somewhat decent people to choose between!!!

[Gigica123]

I'm glad I did then finally ha