Truth is, I am not gutted that Adele was cut here. She was saved over Ashton Flutey who is a total "Whodat??" contestant. I guarantee if you asked 10 random self professed Top Model fans that if you asked who she was you'd get blank looks. Of course Adele is going to survive over her - Adele is actually remembered. However, she's by no means a favourite of mine at all so.. whatevs. I have come out the other side of Trojan's SMS use unscathed
Now... let's hope I get Montana next cycle so I can cut her again, yes?
Okay so - Adele. She was in cycle 5 - the same cycle as Clare-goddess (robbed in 3rd place), Cassi-goddess (2nd place) and loser Tahnee. Adele also happened to come 4th so... Cassi is really proving she's the Top Bitch of cycle 5 right now. Adele was actually in the bottom 2 in Episode 1 of cycle 5 and only managed to survive because her bottom 2 companion actually openly criticised other girls after coming up with a shitty photo herself when she had previous modelling experience. Funnily enough, Laura is still in the rankdown due to luck at having never once been picked.
Adele's photo was pretty meh, but I mean all of the photos early in cycle 5 were pretty meh and it's hard to really judge them.
Next episode, Adele was one of the top competitors in the photoshoot, and thus stamped upon her the journey from almost-out to almost-made-it story arc of the cycle. One of the things that went wrong with this story arc for Adele is that while she is a pretty girl, she's naturally pretty reserved - aka boring as fuck. People will tell you they remember Adele as the ginger from cycle 5 but ask what they thought of her? Uhm.... she came 4th so she must've been good right?
Yeah.
So Adele starts doing super well in the challenges, winning a whole lot of them, getting first call outs all over the place too, and then we came to this:
This is one of my favourite photos of Cycle 5 - it's just lovely and it's probably the one time that Adele's red hair gave a photo a wow moment. Host Sarah said it was the best photo of the cycle, and I honestly can't offer too many alternatives to argue that point. Maybe Clare's photo from the same photoshoot?
So the competition moves on, and during a Breast Cancer Awareness episode Adele reveals that she had a scare once. I mean... this is the kind of riveting thing we get from this girl. At this point, her journey starts to take a turn for the worse... she gets criticised every episode, judges saying she's short (like that magically appeared out of nowhere) and that she always has the same face... and at F4 she was gone. Bye girl.
Post-show, Adele has really not been a soaring star. I mean, take this for example:
Look at her bottom half. If you told me that was a man with a great tuck, I would believe it. She just doesn't photograph that well a lot of the time.
She's like that awkward blonde white girl in Rebecca Black's Friday video
To be fair to her though, this is hot as fuck:
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