
Okay, this one is kind of awkward. Montana is without a doubt one of the most successful models to come out of the franchise (behind Queen Alice, although her portfolio is actually bigger?) and it certainly isn't because of luck. The girl was a disgustingly obvious winner from the minute she showed up on our screens in the premiere episode of cycle 7, and she never really delivered a bad shot. Ever. She was the girl who couldn't walk but runway isn't everything I guess.
Alexandra's portfolio is at least 15x smaller than Montana's - that is an enormous difference, it's true, BUT this is a rankdown based on whatever criteria we want and I am still burning from my mental case decision to cut Simone over Joanna

Back to Montana. I am not going to trash her with her worse-than-expected placement like we've done for the likes of Alien Melissa or Rando Tahnee or Bitch Demelza -- she's just a victim of the duel format. I really loved Alexandra and Montana was at no point my favourite in cycle 7 despite her winner edit. But she's amazing, and that's kind of just a fact? Anyone who says otherwise is pretty obviously super jelly.

This continues to be one of my favourite shoots in the whole series just because the photos of even girls I hate are pretty phenomenal. Also, pink

Usually I will go through the girl's story on their season, mention some highlights, offer criticisms, and revel in any dramz they were a part of. The thing with Montana is that her entire storyline is "received universal praise"/"excelled"/"wowed the judges"/"won the challenge"/"won the campaign" <-- I WISH I was joking. This girl is probably the most boringly obvious winner in the entire show's history - Queen Alice was amazing in that she was for most of her season criticised for being quiet and meek, teased by fellow contestants as well, and then all of sudden decided she wanted to win and just blew everyone away like Taylor Swift shaking off those haterade-drinking bitches. Montana? Meh. No drama. No criticisms. No delicious confessionals by other girls being super angry because they were so fucking jealous. that was saved for the girls she left behind. This is the story of Montana and Cycle 7. Literally Montana.... and then Cycle 7 where the rest of show took place.

What else is there to say about her really? Not a whole lot.




Numbers Chosen:
Numbers Eliminated:
Numbers Saved:
And that's the end of cycle 5! However, there's still the opportunity for either me or Trojan to use our Sarah Murdoch Save and bring one of the girls eliminated this cycle back into the rankdown, and send one of the saved girls packing. Will Trojan use her's?
Cycle 6 will also start very soon, so be ready to nominate when the time comes![/center]