trojan & PDC's AusNTM Rankdown! (#22 REVEALED! NOMS OPEN!)

[PDC]

Is this bitch for real? How on this god fucking green earth did DANICA make the top 30?! There are so many randos still left that it's absolutely disgusting but this match-up is perfect because we get rid of one of the worst least deserving girls and SAVE one of the most perfect goddesses too - Trojan ain't cutting Shanali

Anyway so Danica... like... she doesn't even deserve a good write-up. She is one of those girls for me who I got confused about who she was because NATURALLY while she has some weird fucking name, another girl has the name ANIKA - that is not a fucking joke lmao - and the way I said them, they rhymed and because Anika made it further in the competition Danica was always just the loser version.

I mean look at this shit:




This one is pretty good:


But then again, this belongs in a "Surgery Gone Wrong" PSA:


bye - don't miss u at all.



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Cycle 7 REDUX is officially underway! What a perfect cut to start with o now we need TWO nominees from ONE poster so Trojan can make the next cut!

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5 seconds between posting the random image and randomising the list proves that was legit btw

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I hope you got to this before PDC did, otherwise her squeals of glee were probably what caused you to come running to see what the fuck had happened. Yep, in the most bizarre twist of fate imaginable, Laura Mitchell has gone from eliminated to guaranteed a top 15 spot and all because she was nominated against this.... thing.

I was obviously NOT a fan of Jessica's in Cycle 6 and I have NFC how she got voted as "Australia's Favourite Model" when she never once got a first call-out and only ONCE was in the top 2 despite getting all the way to 4th place! I'd say this bitch was mediocre but she wasn't. By any other cycle's standards she would have been mediocre but in the cycle 6 cast she was good enough to coast to a spot just shy of the finale, which is ludicrous for a couple of reasons.

Firstly, Jessica has zero chemistry in most of her photos and no idea how to connect with the camera and convey emotions, leading to most of her photos having this soulless, dead feeling.




Also, Jessica obviously has a tear-drop shaped head. This in and of itself is not a bad thing, but a model with tear-drop shaped head has to really know how to position her angles to stop her face from looking pointy and harsh. Jessica isn't quite up to the task a lot of the time...



Anyway, I just did not like Jessica's look and, even if I did, she didn't know enough about how to make it work to be an interesting character or legit contender. She was literally just taking up space until it was time to cast her aside.

Nowadays though, she is capable of taking some shots that have a weird, ethereal, spooky beauty about them like this..




But, sadly, spends most of her time doing shit like this



So yeah, I'd rather send Laura through than this chick.




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Shanali AND Laura are both through! Just nominate Izzy against any girl for PDC now and Cycle 8 will see all three of her girls have a shot at winning! Could this redux have gone any better for PDC?? Who will be next through?! NOMINATE, BITCHES!

[PDC]

I am actually GUTTED I LOVE JESS

[PDC]

Your opinions are SHIT UGHHHHH that picture of her with blonde hair is GORGEOUS

[trojansoldier]

wait... are you for real right now?

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oh yeah, that's right.. you cut Eboni rather than this chick.

oops, oh well...

[PDC]

ROBBED

[trojansoldier]

eh, if I'd been given the chance to cut her sooner I would have so she actually got incredibly lucky...

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ALMOST TIME TO HIT THE BUTTON!!

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