trojan & PDC's AusNTM Rankdown! (#22 REVEALED! NOMS OPEN!)

[trojansoldier]

I think we're going to have problems after this one.. :|

[PDC]

lol @ karma. You came in being all aggressive and wanting to screw me over. You're the one getting upset at cuts

[PDC]

Okay so first of all, this will not be the enormous wall of text that Trojan wrote because 1) who can be bothered? and 2) when I call a girl mediocre, she only really deserves a mediocre-length write-up. Secondly, yay at getting to stop 3 cycle 2 cuts in a row! Also at both of my cuts being Jaimi and Jamie.

Jamie is... um she's okay. She was really average the entire time she was in cycle 4. To be fair, cycles 3 & 4 were pretty all-star in AusNTM history so her being average isn't the worst thing ever. But she's barely memorable. The above photo is probably one of her best in that season - and this is for someone who online catty bitches ( ) have referred to as fugly and looking like Chris Crocker ...




OH WAIT, that's Jamie. THIS is Chris Crocker:



P.s. have you SEEN Chris Crocker lately?!



But I'm not going to be a total scathing bitch to Jamie, because to be honest.... Who?
She was such a nothing in cycle 4 it's a surprise she managed to drag herself as far as she did. Probably Blonde White Girl syndrome. There've been some glorious blonde white girls in AusNTM but baby, you ain't one of them. She was unfortunate enough to have a photoshoot challenge wearing the exact same dress as the eventual winner of cycle 4 and the fact that she's the one whose picture got cropped into a half-body shot should be telling enough.




But all is not lost, she's since delivered some decent-ish photos! Nothing special (a quick google of the girl she got nominated against will tell you why Jamie just had to go) but she's not totally uggo.



That means SARAH LAWRENCE, you will move on to Cycle 2 and continue on in the hopes of becoming RFG's AusNTM Rankdown winner!

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We need TWO more numbers from ONE poster to cast the next runway before Trojan can write another block of

[Sasquatch]

112
113

[PDC]

This is certainly moving right along!

[Snakewing2000]

Annaliese>Cassandra

[PDC]

Bob likes cycle 7 girls Trojan probably is gonna hate you soon, babe.

[trojansoldier]

You made the RIGHT choice PDC, but mainly because Sarah Lawrence is a cut I have my heart set on so I can tear her to shreds...

Your write-up made my temperature soar tho, fucking lol at the Chris Crocker comparisons.. Dang at me having to make a cut between Whatshername & Whodatthere, I wish these had been girls I could remember of the top of my head cos I've been drinking and am in the mood to crit-que but yeah... That must be the ONE girl in Cycle 3 who I can't recognise by name along and #getcycle7out is still in full effect so....

[Snakewing2000]

#savecycle7

[PDC]

[trojansoldier]

Woah, woah, woah. What the hell? Trojan keeps a Cycle 7 girl over a Cycle 3 girl, completely flying in the face of his own self-initiated campaign to #getcycle7out? Is this some kind of a sick joke or is he even more hungover than he is letting on?

Well, no. Because, as much as #getcycle7out is still a thing this simply cannot be allowed to stand...



I mean, come on. This is the embodiment of the term "Central Coast Scrub", the kind of girl whose future involves a lot more walking around the pokie area of Cronulla Leagues Club than any runway in Milan or Paris or Rome (or even Toowoomba or whatvever for chrissakes). I do NOT know what casting were smoking the day they let Cassandra onto a cycle that come as close to reaching perfection as Cycle 3 but I really, really hope someone lost their job as a result. This girl was the hottest of the hot, hot messes - there is not a single frame in which she appears to have model potential. No amount of post-production touching up makes her look any better (because, post-production is fucking expensive the producers probably knew not to bother anyway).



Some girls. ones who I hope we won't be discussing until much, much later in the thread, have this effortless thing where, if you took a screencap of them anytime they appear on screen they just scream "professional model".

Cassandra, yeah... Not so much.



She doesn't even look hot in that Cycle 3 promo (i.e. my favorite thing in the whole wide world during the end of 2006-beginning 2007), and that literally should have been impossible.. That shit made errrrrrrrryone look hot..




And for that, for being the weakest link in one of the strongest cycles, Cassandra boo, you have gots to go.



That means ANNALIESE MCCAAN you will move on to Cycle 2 and continue on in the hopes of becoming RFG's AusNTM Rankdown winner!

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[Tracy]

30 & 80

[PDC]

[PDC]

[PDC]

TRACY UGHHHH